No Questions Please

It's said I bribed a dying man
Because I know I can,
For I'm a better man,
Than any other,
No questions please.

There is no need,
I will do just what I want,
I'm in control,
I've sold my soul,
And you all will pay the toll
No questions please.

I've been trained by all the best,
That I could find out west,
I'm strong and stable as can be,
Don't fret, I won the bet
And you won't reconize this place
When I am done.
No questions please.

I went to liar school,
Learned how to cheat,
To bend the rules
To make it seem that
Everything is fine,
So look over there,
Remember not to care,
Don't worry,
I'm doing this all for you.
No questions please.

Those laws I write,
They're not for me,
I'm infallible you see,
I'm way above those peons
I appoint.
And real Canadians know the score
They know I'm rotten to the core,
And politics, a bore,
No questions please.

Did you say scandal,
I thought you said vandal,
I'm cracking down, I'm tough on crime
I'll get em for ya.
What?  me you say?  that'll be the day,
I'm Steve for heaven's sake.
No questions please.